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In the latest AI episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, titled “The Gang Gets Political… Again,” we find the beloved (and chaotic) crew of Paddy’s Pub diving headfirst into the world of American politics, and, as you’d expect, things go off the rails in spectacularly misguided fashion.
With Trump’s second term setting the scene, the Gang’s misinterpretations, half-baked schemes, and relentless self-interest bring us some of the most biting and outrageous satire the show has tackled in years.
From Dennis’s ego-driven rants to Mac’s “divinely inspired” hotline, and even Cricket’s reluctant role in their latest scam, each character brings their unique brand of madness to this politically charged episode. “The Gang Gets Political… Again” delivers the classic Sunny blend of irreverence and absurdity, showing us just how far the Gang will go when they think there’s a profit—or even just a sliver of chaos—involved.
Scene 1: Paddy’s Pub
The Gang is gathered in Paddy’s Pub the morning after the election results. They’re all sitting around the bar, nursing their hangovers, and staring at the television, which displays a news ticker with “Trump Wins Second Term.”
Mac: (cheering) Well, there you have it, guys! Four more years! This is God’s plan for America. God’s plan!
Dennis: (scoffs) Mac, you’re a moron. The country didn’t vote for Trump because of God’s plan. They did it because people are stupid. Dumb, idiotic… just like you.
Dee: Oh, please, Dennis, don’t act like you know anything about politics. I actually read some stuff last night. People are scared, and they want a strong leader. I’d say that’s pretty smart.
Charlie: (holding his head, confused) I’m just trying to figure out how a guy can win again when he already won once? Isn’t once enough?
Frank: (waves his hand) Doesn’t matter! More chaos! More corruption! That’s where the money is, baby! (laughs) And if there’s one thing I love, it’s rigging elections and shady dealings. That’s American!
Dennis: We don’t know anything about politics, so let’s not act like we do. But what we can do is exploit this mess to make money.
Mac: (rubbing his hands together) So, we’re back in business. But how, Dennis? What’s the angle?
Scene 2: The Gang Plans to Exploit the System
They brainstorm, pacing around the bar, throwing out ideas.
Dee: (gesturing wildly) Okay, listen to this. I could start, like, a women’s conservative support group. Get some hot photos going, act real concerned about politics, and sell merch. Boom!
Dennis: No, no, Dee, stop embarrassing yourself. I’ll use my charm to start a politically charged social media account. Hook in all the idiots and push an agenda… then sell them t-shirts with my face on them.
Charlie: (excited) Wait, what if we open a hotline for people who don’t understand what’s going on? Like a help line. I’ll take the calls! People always want answers, right?
Mac: Yes, I could call it the MAGA (pauses) the “Mac Answers Greatly, Always” hotline. I could give spiritual advice, you know, for those seeking enlightenment.
Frank: (smiling) No, no, I got it. We make up a fake charity. Tell people we’re saving the Constitution. Then, we rake in the cash. It’s foolproof.
Scene 3: Cricket Shows Up
Suddenly, Rickety Cricket limps into the bar, looking rougher than usual, with his ragged clothes and some new burn marks.
Cricket: (wheezing) You guys… you got any, like, food? Or… spare change? I’m starving.
Mac: Cricket! Perfect! We need a face for our fake charity. You can be the pathetic guy we’re saving.
Cricket: (confused but interested) So… I get food?
Dee: Sure, yeah, we’ll get you some food. Just tell people you’re a homeless vet who’s against the new regime or something. Or, wait, no, for the regime. You’re for it.
Cricket: (sighs) Yeah, okay, I can do that. But can you, uh, throw in a little for “medical expenses”? (points to his eye, which is starting to swell) Some kid threw a brick at me yesterday.
Frank: (laughing) Perfect! The more messed up you look, the better! People love to donate to a cause when the face is all screwed up.
Dennis: Great. Let’s film a promo with Cricket. Dee, you play the sympathetic volunteer, Mac, you handle the Jesus-y stuff, and I’ll stand in the background looking noble.
Scene 4: Filming the Promo
They gather around Cricket, who’s sitting on a dirty, makeshift “patriotic” setup they put together in the alley behind Paddy’s Pub. Dee holds a tattered American flag as Mac tries to look inspirational.
Dee: (to the camera) This is Rick… a true American, struggling in the wake of political chaos. He needs your help. We need your help.
Mac: (interrupting) Yes, yes, thank you, Dee. God has a plan, my friends. And sometimes that plan involves giving a lot of money to strangers. Open your hearts and your wallets.
Cricket: (pathetically) Yeah… I… I believe in America.
Dennis: (leans in close to the camera) Give. Us. Money. Now.
Scene 5: The Backlash
They upload their promo, but it goes viral for the wrong reasons. People start mocking them, saying the gang is obviously exploiting the situation.
Dee: (reading comments) “This is the worst charity video I’ve ever seen. These people are psychos.” What?! I’m a great actor!
Mac: (defensive) This is blasphemy! People can’t see I’m doing God’s work because they’re blinded by sin.
Charlie: I don’t get it! People said they wanted help, so we offered help. Why are they mad at us?
Dennis: (angry) People are fools, clearly. You know what? If they don’t want our charity, we’ll just start a different business.
Scene 6: Paddy’s Pub Becomes a “Political Safe Zone”
Dennis gets a new idea: branding Paddy’s as a “political safe zone” where people can escape from the chaos. They set up signs and try to charge people cover fees to enter.
Frank: (smirking) Yeah, come to Paddy’s! Where politics don’t exist… and all your problems go away for five bucks!
Dee: (handing out flyers) You guys want a “safe space”? We got one! Beer, no arguments, and karaoke on Thursdays!
People come in, but they quickly realize they’ve been scammed when the gang gets drunk and starts loudly arguing about politics anyway.
Dennis: (yelling at a customer) Oh, I’m sorry, are you smarter than me? I highly doubt it. Just because you voted doesn’t mean you know anything!
Mac: Exactly. So, tell me, what does God’s plan mean to you? Because I got thoughts, pal.
Customer: (rolling eyes) This place is a nightmare.
Scene 7: Chaos Ensues
The night devolves as more people leave negative reviews about Paddy’s, saying it’s a scam bar with “unhinged lunatics.” The gang gets frustrated that their latest scheme didn’t pan out.
Charlie: So… that didn’t work. (thinks) What if we just make a hot dog stand that’s, like, bipartisan?
Frank: I’m still pushing for the fake charity thing. We can make Cricket look even worse!
Cricket: (overhearing) No way, Frank, I’m done! You guys are crazy.
Dee: Oh, please, Cricket, you need us.
Cricket: (defeated) Yeah… yeah, I do.
Final Scene: The Gang Gives Up
They all sit at the bar, defeated.
Mac: (sighs) Well… maybe God’s plan is just for us to stay out of politics.
Dennis: (rolling his eyes) Yes, Mac, that’s what it is. God’s plan. Or maybe people are just morons.
Charlie: (smiling) At least we tried, right? We did our civic duty.
Frank: (laughing) Yeah, and we got nothing out of it. America!
The Gang toasts their drinks, completely missing the irony of the situation, and the episode fades out with them bickering about politics once again.
What did you think of “The Gang Gets Political… Again”? Did the gang’s antics hit the mark, or was it too chaotic even for It’s Always Sunny?
We’d love to hear your thoughts! From Dennis’s ego-driven schemes to Frank’s off-the-wall ideas, each moment brought something unique to the table. Let us know your favorite parts, moments that made you laugh (or cringe), or what you’d add to make it even more outrageous.
Drop your comments below—we’re eager to see what true Sunny fans think of this AI episode!
